ANYONE LOOKING FOR A BOX SPRING?

I told my roommate i could get rid of it (using the power of words)...

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/fuo/842467465.html

FULL SIZE BOX SPRING - READY TO BLOW YOUR MIND - $50 (Kendall Square)

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Reply to: sale-842467465@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-09-15, 11:52PM EDT


Hello.

I have the most kick ass box spring on earth ready to join you in your home.

It is a FULL size box spring as produced by Sealy Posturepedic and is in damn near perfect condition. It can serve a number of purposes:

1. a box spring (under a full-size mattress)
2. a stage for small dogs (or cats) performing in a show
3. a training device for a low-budget, local football squad trying to make it in the big leagues.
4. a temporary wall.
5. one of a series of mattresses and box springs used in a giant toppling domino display.
6. to use as a gauge for distance after a sweet bike jump.
7. a replacement bumper for your Mack truck.
8. to stay afloat at sea...for a few minutes.
9. a perfect item for reserving parking spaces.
10. kindling.

These are just a few of the many ways you (and your friends and family) can celebrate with this incredible FULL-size box spring. If you want it, you gots to come pick it up.

This is the cowbell for dinner, (if you want this mattress) come and get it.

Alright. It's been fun talking.

hit me up if you want this thing. 50 bones, OBO.